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Star Island - Premium Handmade Jewelry & Unique Gifts for Women | Perfect for Birthdays, Anniversaries & Special Occasions
Star Island - Premium Handmade Jewelry & Unique Gifts for Women | Perfect for Birthdays, Anniversaries & Special Occasions

Star Island - Premium Handmade Jewelry & Unique Gifts for Women | Perfect for Birthdays, Anniversaries & Special Occasions

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From "the funniest important writer in America" comes a tale that is gleefully zany and incisively sharp (Miami Herald). Meet 22-year-old Cherry Pye (née Cheryl Bunterman), a pop star since she was fourteen-and about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster. Now meet Cherry again: in the person of her "undercover stunt double," Ann DeLusia. Ann portrays Cherry whenever the singer is too "indisposed"-- meaning wasted -- to go out in public. And it is Ann-mistaken-for-Cherry who is kidnapped from a South Beach hotel by obsessed paparazzo Bang Abbott. Now the challenge for Cherry's handlers (über-stage mother; horndog record producer; nipped, tucked, and Botoxed twin publicists; weed whacker-wielding bodyguard) is to rescue Ann while keeping her existence a secret from Cherry's public -- and from Cherry herself. The situation is more complicated than they know. Ann has had a bewitching encounter with Skink, the unhinged former governor of Florida living wild in a mangrove swamp, and now he's heading for Miami to find her . . . Will Bang Abbott achieve his fantasy of a lucrative private photo session with Cherry Pye? Will Cherry sober up in time to lip-synch her way through her concert tour? Will Skink track down Ann DeLusia before Cherry's motley posse does? All will be revealed in this hilarious spin on life in the celebrity fast lane.

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Cheryl Bunterman, the `artist' now known as Cherry Pye (who wants to begin calling herself `Cherish') is about to embark on a tour to promote her new cd. However, Cherry's tastes for drugs, booze, men and other substances take her in and out of scrapes and in and out of rehab, so that her estranged parents (united in their desire to profit from her music) have secured an actress named Ann DeLusia to function as Cherry's stunt double. When Ann is kidnapped by a club-cruising paparazzo, Cherry's parents attempt to effect her rescue while keeping her identity and function a secret from Cherry and Cherry's fans.Both Chemo (functioning here as a bodyguard) and Skink (functioning here as an admirer of Ann) return from previous Hiaasen novels and generally add texture, mayhem, humor and twists and turns to the plot.This is not a conventional crime or mystery novel, but rather a fast-paced comic romp with criminal elements. Hiaasen's satiric target is the world of the drug-addled, birdbrain pop starlet. In light of such individuals' recurring exploits the satire verges on journalistic realism with just a touch of exaggeration.There are lots of laughs and smiles, but little of the convulsive laughter that Hiaasen is capable of evoking. The characters are nicely drawn and suitably zany. The return of Tyree/Skink is always welcome and living-legend Chemo is a classic creation. The South Beach scene (with clubs such as `Pubes') is pilloried definitively.Highly recommended.